Ephemera

Friday, May 26, 2006

make money without doing anything

this is the dream: I sit around playing guitar, drinking beer, fishing, whatever and every once in a while check a private web page where I monitor the amount of revenue and profit I'm making with various companies. The indicators would be little speed dials indicating profit per hour for our operations. If profit dipped below a couple hundred thousand an hour, I might actually have to call someone, otherwise, I'd just sit around making found art sculptures, pick my nose, eat a taco. Perfect.

Then I'd make even more by showing other people how to make money without doing anything.