Evil Woodpecker: June 2006

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Appears to be acrylic on some kind of masonry. It is located inside the north entrance of 6400 International Way in Milwaukie. (The big new office building you can see from 224.)
I didn't have time to adjust orientation of photo: blue section should be at lower left of frame.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Left behind.

Found this in my former housekeeper's yard when we were helping her clean up.

Much of the time we spend alone

Took this picture at the beginning of that strange morning I spent walking in his footsteps.

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HDR: Baseball Trophy 2

OK, I'm afraid of being one of those parents who psychobabbles over his children's accomplishments. It's just amazing to have a kid who likes and excels at playing team sports. I won't say much more. Anyone who has watched him play knows what I'm talking about.

OM MANI PADME HUM OM MANI PADME HUM

Shame on you people who deny the buddha nature of a chicken.

Hunter & I agree that C is the most improved player. I wish I had a picture that showed his smile better. HE didn't hit much at all until right near the end. A really nice kid... Always smiling.

M friend of H

This is the girl on Hunter's T Ball team that he really likes. She's a good player. One time when we had her over at the field for a play date with Hunter, she threw the ball to me when I wasn't looking and hit me in the side of the head.

Mr. B

MR.B has a beautiful swing, and a very tiny strike zone. When he connects, the ball goes far.

T Ball Party at Round Table

G was a bit crazy, but this freshman T baller from Oak Grove, OR had excellent form at the plate. My favorite moment with G: one time she was playing in the outfield, noy paying much attention, and I said, "Hey! Want to play baseball?" She said, "No, I want to get a Sno-Cone!"

A sign from Jahweh?

Just happened to look down after I stopped at 7-11 for some drinks. Mystical.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

What the world needs now

Why spend valuable time and resources generating tortured language for business. A clever Web 2.0 enginner has put together a brilliant "Bullshit Generator".

Click here: BS

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Now I have a headache.

Just in case you were wondering.

HMM

Image Management

I'm way better looking when I'm not there in person.

I have mastered it. Maybe.

Hopefully, something will show up from this email.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Ancient Crapper

Got this sweet picture from somebody who left it in a comment on my poop posting.

Thursday, June 08, 2006

tribute

The ancient ones
wrote of a dark knowing.
"Dim your lights and merge with the dust."
Aimlessly, they moved among the people, a blessing to the good and
evil among men. Their way was unplanned and aimless, yet they took great care in everything they didm "like those crossing an icy stream in winter." When the times were ill-favored, they removed themselves in silence, like melting snow."

To attempt is to not understand:
deep knowing requires stillness.

WTF?

Saw this at the corner of Strawberry Lane and Webster.

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Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Google SMS for Cretins

This is some cool shit. Now you can query Google's servers from your cell phone. Hours of fun for those of you who were always hoping for.

D destination yields directions
T word language translates stuff
C (c((sqrt -4)/2) *m)^2
which I believe translates to what we could do if we used our imagination.