Fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
Before lunch:
Made a half inch gash, deep into my thumb whilst grabbing the mail out of my mailbox. How is that even possible? It was all junk mail, not even a bill.
After lunch:
Made a deep cut on the top of the middle knuckle of my right index finger while putting my gym bag in my car. Bleeding through band aid.
Tell my wife I love her.
