The worlds shortest sidewalk

Pinball Heaven

ON our way home from our quest for found art objects, we stopped at the coin-op arcade warehouse, and the owner let us play pinball and video games for free in the warehouse!

Inside the pinball guys warehouse

timeshifrnce

My first mp3

This is very rough, but here it is: Click here for music

Salt and Pepper

A cool little salt and pepper shaker I found at Goodwill.

Picture @ office in hallway

Son of Ruprecht

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My 2nd favorite guy of all time:

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Deep

The voice of one mooing in the wilderness.

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Lala & the j-man

Pilar and jeremy eating oranges

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Death by roo roo

Getting rid of just about everything that doesn't work. I think. Maybe.
Ok. I'm not getting rid of my blogs, but at least this one has my calendar staring me in my face.
So there.

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Thank you Secret Motel

one of the guys i follow at d-land posted this today... awesome!

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Extremely low clouds!

Mookah

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Im up in the clouds and i cant i cant come down.

Marffy- our new import consultant!

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Pilarica del mundo!

Vanessa & nick

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Marffy & Jamie @ la carreta

Me and my pet giraffe, Ruprecht.

Name that tune

"Things are going to change, I can feel it."

Time saver

If you have a stomach ache, why not just change the spelling to "stomache"? I'd also like to point out that if you stare at the word "stomach" long enough, it begins to look funny.

BBC - BBC Comedy Blog: Doctor Firth saves Christmas

Is it true that some people actually don't know the chemical equation for Christmas?

Granke, I wouldn't be surprised. The last I heard, only one third of the population have even the most basic grasp of Signal Transduction, and only around 60% of those idiots can pronounce it properly. It makes me dry heave every time I think about how stupid we, as a species are becoming. What scares me the most, is that so many people out there are experimenting with Yuletide festivities, without the supervision of a qualified Christmatician. This is a great danger to us all. Not many people realise this, but Christmas effects the same part of the brain as cheap curry and prostitutes - a potentially deadly cocktail.

something else

a bridge that is a tree
down walks a shadow
through its own path that is a man
who stands before you
something else.

Extending the logic of Homo Vendens

Let's monetize everything. I will mention your goods or services during the course of my normal social interactions to other people who are doing the same to me and for me.

"I am going to go to Starbucks for a delicious cafe mocha grande where I will enjoy free T-Mobile internet on my Toshiba NB205 Netbook running Windows. Would you care to join me?"

"Certainly, lets go in my new Subaru Outback with all wheel drive and traction control. We can listen to the hit single "3" from Britney Spears now available in stores, or press my left nipple to download the mp3 file wirelessly to your Amazon Kindle."

Slurry1

pedal your bike
fast as you can

find the plastic bag circling
by the chain link fence

it's just a dream,but go there anywhere.
go there just to see.

just go.
just go.

the so-called world writing its own code
it just makes it up

when you wake up, you know.
something is coming. just go.

Drunkerings

VII

It's time. Old Captain, Death, lift anchor, sink!
The land rots; we shall sail into the night;
if now the sky and sea are black as ink,
our hearts, as you must know, are filled with light.

From Baudelaire's "Le Voyage", translated by Robert Lowell

Hieronymous Bosch with a view

Come be my student, my acolyte.

I will teach you the pathway between moments,
Show you all the spaces in between.
I speak the language of the birds;
They sing a map of time.
It shows the way out of here.
I flew away with them.
And I have seen.

Come on get up!
You gotta get higher.
Come on and get up.
The higher you are,
The closer it becomes.
What isn't darkness lights the way.

You weren't meant to be this far down.
It only feels bad,
Cause you don't belong.
The pressure pushing down--
It isn't real
The lack of air--
It isn't real.
It isn't real.

Come on get up!
You gotta get higher.
Come on and get up.
The higher you are,
The closer it becomes.
What isn't darkness lights the way.

What Plotinus said

Withdraw into yourself and look. If you do not as yet see beauty within you, do as does the sculptor of a statue that is to be made beautified: he cuts away here, he smooths it there, he makes this line lighter, this other one purer, until he disengages beautiful lineaments in the marble. Do you this too. Cut away all that is excessive, straighten all that is crooked, bring light to all that is overcast, labor to make all one radiance of beauty. Never cease "working at the statue" until there shines out upon you from it the divine sheen of virtue until you see perfect "goodness firmly established in stainless shrine." Have you become like this? Do you see yourself, abiding within yourself in pure solitude? Does nothing now remain to shatter that interior unity, nor anything external cling to your authentic self? Are you entirely that sole true light which is not contained by space, not confined to any circumscribed form, not diffused as something without term, but ever unmeasurable as something greater than all measure and something more than all quantity? Do you see yourself in this state? Then you have become vision itself. Be of good heart,. Remaining here you have ascended aloft. You need a guide no longer. Strain and see.

Dragons

Spirit is the source of energy, which flows throughout the body. There are some who listen with their inner hearing to this. They cultivate this flow, removing obstructions and occlusions, always attending that which is vital within. They are not moved by the external, though they respond appropriately to what arises Though they live among us, I think they are more like dragons that have shed the dead skin of ego.

Rearrangements

Rearrange the letters in "Fred Meyers", you get: "F Mr Red Eyes".

Spent a lot of time this morning thinking about the paths of rain drops.
What if there was always a rain cloud, but only over your house?

Really True

This is the latest entry. You are reading it.

Weather Report in September

Seventy-three degrees and broken clouds.
Night comes softly down.

My angels in the garden go up the darkening stair!

NOT suitable for kids. But very funny.

Remove Negative Karma While You Drive

Turn your car into a spiritual device. Prayer wheels spread spiritual blessings and well being.

Mantra: Om Mani Padme Hum

left handed dimension

my tennis elbow seems to be turning into tennis body, at least on my right side. i'm wearing so many straps and accoutrements on my right hand, wrist and arm that i look like a cross between darth vader and a bondage fetishist. did some drawings tonight with my left hand and they looked really cool, like someone else drew them. also, i felt a lot more confident drawing with my left hand.

3rd dimensional

Live your life, OK? And it will be OK.

Live your life in happiness, even though those around you lead lives which are unhealthy, and wish to spread their illness to you. Be Happiness itself. - Buddha

Blurple