Evil Woodpecker

Irony City

2012-01-23T17:37:00.000-08:00

Clouds inside my Coke bottle.

2012-01-23T11:33:00.000-08:00

Lately, I have been spending way too much time thinking about the clouds that form in my Coke bottle when I first open them up. I took several pictures of this phenomenon this morning, since I had to have a Coke because of a headache. I thought I would take a "before" picture of the unopened bottle and an "after" picture of the opened bottle showing the tiny cloud that forms just above the liquid. This didn't quite work out as I had expected. However, I found the shot I took looking down the neck of the opened bottle kind of captivating. I blew it up a bit, and then pulled it into Gimp to play with hue and saturation. I kind of like the blue.

First place I left my body

2012-01-21T23:02:00.001-08:00

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This was the location of a bad car crash I was in. Before the impact, I remember seeing the roadway through the rear window. There was a bluish light illuminating things I hadn't seen before. When I came to, I was standing outside the wreck, looking at the electrical lines snapping from the telephone pole I'd knocked down. A policeman came and took me over to his cruiser and had me sit in the front seat while they tried to get in touch with my parents.

Re

2011-11-22T19:15:00.001-08:00

TODAY REMEMBER TO REMEMBER

2011-10-10T16:33:00.001-07:00

When the rains come, I just want to start drinking coffee and never stop.

2011-07-13T13:25:00.001-07:00

dad

2011-07-13T13:23:00.001-07:00

Dad's shop.

The House of Representatives: the reality show

2011-06-24T10:44:00.001-07:00

I have an idea for a new reality tv show. It's called: "The House of Representatives".
Four Republicans... four Democrats... have to share a house for the summer. They don't have access to their bank accounts, so they have to go get jobs "in the real world". They have to contribute to the household finances and live within their budget. They have to clean up after themselves and get along together. What do you think?

2011-06-23T20:01:00.001-07:00

2 days inside summer.

2011-06-22T16:55:00.001-07:00

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Damn!

2011-06-22T16:53:00.001-07:00

Using OEE systems to maximize manufacturing effectivity » Daa Dee

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I love to read spam blogs.

2011-06-22T16:31:00.001-07:00

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Summer Solstice

2011-06-21T20:36:00.000-07:00

OK you can't quite see it from this picture, but sitting in my chair under the stairs on June 21, the setting sun came through the kitchen window by the fridge and zapped me in my left eyeball.

Always make sure that you are doing whatever you decide.

2011-06-17T09:02:00.001-07:00

Large Frames: So why Most people Pick and choose Them For Their Family homes Not to mention Businesses » Mix Article

Among the initial things that you may would like to do with regards to ordering the large frames is to always make sure that you are doing whatever you decide and can so as to make certain that you might be giving your self a lot of alternate options.

Sometimes it is fun to read one's junk email. I suspect this is just a form of link spamming, most probably done by someone for whom English is a second language. I am thinking about assembling these into a sort of Found Poetry Collection.

The Time Sickness

2011-05-31T22:28:00.000-07:00

It's like deja vu, only older, somehow.
I started out thinking I was supposed to be doing something,
Or maybe meet someone,
But the time is out of joint. Or I forgot
How every day becomes something else,
Yet there's a hum of sameness where the meanings start.
Maybe minutes don't add up to hours like they used to.

I look at everyone, and how beautiful they've become!
Nothing begins to make sense, but then
How can nothing begin? A dog's yawn
Makes more sense than much of this world.

I lose track of time--think it's Wednesday when it's not.
Some days repeat with no explanation.
My beard turns grey, but wisdom cometh not.
Every other day or so, some thought of mine turns false.
(The mine of thought is rather dimly lit, at best.)

I learn to doubt my mind
And travel through the dark.
Curiouser and curiouser!

Travel Prices

2011-05-26T22:15:00.000-07:00

Portland to Iqualuit, Nunavak in Canada in June: $2107 per person round trip
Portland to Easter Island, Chile in June: $2602 per person round trip
Portland to Tulsa, Oklahoma in June $498 per person round trip
Portland to Albuquerque in June (plus car rental to canyon de chelly?) $269 per person round trip

OM Machines

2011-05-25T10:26:00.000-07:00

In the bulk foods section of the Winco on 82nd Drive. You can hear the hum of the ventilation system, and it sounds like "OM"

Near the giant toilet paper display of Costco. You can hear the sound of the refrigerators perfectly tuned to an "AUM", albeit a tad higher in pitch.

Happy New Year!

2010-12-28T14:11:00.000-08:00

The amazing Mikey

2010-12-08T12:41:00.001-08:00

Moo

2010-11-30T07:58:00.000-08:00

Microsoft

2010-10-18T21:59:00.001-07:00

I bet you within 12 months Ballmer is out and Gates steps back in.

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Mikey in the willamette.

2010-07-28T20:41:00.001-07:00

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2010-07-22T20:48:00.001-07:00

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Camp tiki

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2010-07-22T20:42:00.000-07:00

Camp Tiki firepit

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summer

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2010-06-21T19:49:00.001-07:00

-1st day of summer jose enjoying game

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2010-06-17T15:31:00.001-07:00

Product Review

2010-06-10T18:41:00.000-07:00

HP wireless printers: suck. And the software that runs them? worse. I would only recommend these printers to people who have not had enough frustration recently... in which case, an HP wireless printer is an excellent value for the money.

Free e-books! Fun for the whole family!

2010-06-09T19:31:00.000-07:00

Discovered a treasure-trove of reading material, courtesy of North Korea. This article seemed timely and relevant: Reforming the healthcare system

Enjoy!

Dark companion

2010-06-06T16:10:00.000-07:00

I've a Headache like a raven,

nesting in my skull,

It lashes wings out quickly in counter-balance

whenever i move my head--

digs sharp claws into my brain so it won't fall out.

Ohio-Michigan War

2010-06-04T14:18:00.001-07:00

Ok this is pretty funny... I never realized there was something called the Toledo War... a battle over state line boundaries between Michigan and Ohio.

2010-06-02T20:15:00.001-07:00

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2010-06-02T20:03:00.001-07:00

New quilt.

2010-05-28T16:36:00.001-07:00

Thanks for that thought.

2010-05-23T10:11:00.001-07:00

Monsieur Le Tomato

2010-05-17T11:31:00.001-07:00

ducklings & goslings

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Hunter & coach Andy

Pilar the plumber

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Pilar celebrating mother's day by fixing the plumbing.

2010-05-09T06:37:00.001-07:00

Visit from deity.

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Austin Cooper

2010-05-07T08:48:00.001-07:00

Shelob!

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2010-05-05T20:30:00.001-07:00

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New Beastie Video

2010-05-04T20:19:00.001-07:00

See it here

2010-05-01T11:46:00.001-07:00

Splendor

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When a bush is like a cloud and the trees are floating mountains.

2010-04-30T13:13:00.001-07:00

Yesterday, I was watching tv, and I kept catching glimpses of a tree outside the window.... it looked like a floating mountain! Made me feel like I was on a different planet.

So much abundance!

2010-04-29T14:42:00.001-07:00

ok this didn't really come out... but there were hundreds and thousands of maple tree seeds scattered over the pavement at the post office

2010-04-29T12:03:00.001-07:00

The light that is always on.

2010-04-29T11:58:00.001-07:00

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Im digging the retro plate

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Mikeys walk

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Ladybug

Escherian Wonderland

2010-04-12T12:06:00.001-07:00

I see stuff like this all the time. While walking home for lunch today, I saw something that looked like its own Escher world (note the landscaping outside Escher's building).

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2010-04-10T17:30:00.001-07:00

News you can use

2010-04-05T14:01:00.001-07:00

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

2010-03-29T09:47:00.001-07:00

Monday morning.

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2010-03-27T17:59:00.001-07:00

Globe

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2010-03-25T10:56:00.001-07:00

Bob won the golden spurtle!

2010-03-23T11:25:00.001-07:00

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2010-03-18T18:45:00.001-07:00

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Halfing the time of my life.

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I think i have an angel.

2010-03-14T08:24:00.001-07:00

Michael Hedges died?

2010-03-11T21:14:00.001-08:00

Crap! I can't believe I never heard about this. Just the other day Hunter asked if we could ever see him in concert, and I said we could totally do that. Shit.

Hunter in the rain

2010-03-11T18:46:00.000-08:00