BBC - BBC Comedy Blog: Doctor Firth saves Christmas

Is it true that some people actually don't know the chemical equation for Christmas?

Granke, I wouldn't be surprised. The last I heard, only one third of the population have even the most basic grasp of Signal Transduction, and only around 60% of those idiots can pronounce it properly. It makes me dry heave every time I think about how stupid we, as a species are becoming. What scares me the most, is that so many people out there are experimenting with Yuletide festivities, without the supervision of a qualified Christmatician. This is a great danger to us all. Not many people realise this, but Christmas effects the same part of the brain as cheap curry and prostitutes - a potentially deadly cocktail.

something else

a bridge that is a tree
down walks a shadow
through its own path that is a man
who stands before you
something else.

Extending the logic of Homo Vendens

Let's monetize everything. I will mention your goods or services during the course of my normal social interactions to other people who are doing the same to me and for me.

"I am going to go to Starbucks for a delicious cafe mocha grande where I will enjoy free T-Mobile internet on my Toshiba NB205 Netbook running Windows. Would you care to join me?"

"Certainly, lets go in my new Subaru Outback with all wheel drive and traction control. We can listen to the hit single "3" from Britney Spears now available in stores, or press my left nipple to download the mp3 file wirelessly to your Amazon Kindle."

Slurry1

pedal your bike
fast as you can

find the plastic bag circling
by the chain link fence

it's just a dream,but go there anywhere.
go there just to see.

just go.
just go.

the so-called world writing its own code
it just makes it up

when you wake up, you know.
something is coming. just go.