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Monday, November 27, 2006
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Friday, November 10, 2006
Tiffany Human
Chat InformationWelcome to HP's Pre-Sales Consulting Chat Service for U.S. Customers.
Please hold for the next available HP Pre-Sales Chat Representative.
Chat InformationHello, you are now chatting with Keith.
Keith: Hello and welcome. To make sure I get you to the best Sales Consultant for your solution, please tell me about how we can help you today?
you: hello
you: color
you: laser
you: fax
Keith: Do you already have this product or are you looking for assistance before you purchase?
you: what kind of deals do you have on something that won't be awful
you: I have a black and white laser
you: three all in onesd
you: 3 officejet 4215
you: need duplex
you: would like duplex
you: need something that will take heavier paper and not jam
Keith: Just to clarify, are you looking to purchase a color laserjet all in one model?
you: need laser because your colorjet is too expensive
you: hello
you: you are not making sense
you: laser. color. preferably with fax and copy capability. yes
Keith: Okay.
you: hello
Keith: Are you looking for a solution for yourself personally, your company or is this something you will be reselling?
you: company
Keith: Thank you for your patience. I am now ready to transfer your chat to a sales consultant that specializes in those products. Would that be okay?
you: yes
Chat InformationYour Chat is currently being transferred. Please give our Consultant a moment to review your transcript.
Chat InformationHello, you are now chatting with Tiffany R..
Tiffany R.: Hello, please allow me a moment to review what you've said so far.
you: is there a place where i can compare laser jets
you: not bubble jets
Tiffany R.: We do have a great selection of printers that are top rated.
Tiffany R.: Do you mind if I ask you a few questions to ensure the right solution?
you: um, yes i know
you: please
Tiffany R.: Please tell me more about what you are printing and how you will use the print outs?
you: We print a great deal of small-run marketing info, double sided. mail merged
you: color and black and white
Tiffany R.: What is the largest paper size this machine will need to handle for you? (i.e. Letter, Legal, Tabloid (11x17), etc.)
you: 8.5 X 11
Tiffany R.: Besides the standard multipurpose (manual bypass) tray, how many dedicated input trays would you like? (i.e. for different paper sizes, letterhead, stationery, etc.)
you: unless 11 x 17 is fabulously cheap
you: one tray is fine
you: we are small
you: very
Tiffany R.: In our laserjet printers they are pretty expensive for 11x17.
Tiffany R.: Would you like to save on paper costs by being able to automatically print on both sides of a page (Duplexing)?
you: yes
Tiffany R.: Will this printer be connected directly to a network or just a single computer?
you: are you really a live person?
Tiffany R.: Yes, I sure am
Tiffany R.: We are in Colorado Springs
you: really
Tiffany R.: Yes
you: I need a printer that can duplex, hook to my network and teach me guitar.
Tiffany R.: Is there anything else that is important to your printing needs that we have not covered?
you: I believe that we have covered
you: everything
Tiffany R.: Excellent!
you: yes
you: it is very good
Tiffany R.: I would recommend the Color LaserJet 2840 all in one for your printing needs.
Tiffany R.: The Color LaserJet 2800 AiO Series can produce professional, high-quality color documents, scan and/or copy documents and images, view, enhance and manage digital images, and easily incorporate digital images into business documents. Fast 33.6 kbps fax capabilities are available in the Color LaserJet 2840 AiO.
you: wow you type fast.
you: I'm sure glad you're a real person.
Tiffany R.: Its a job requirment!!
you: holy crap, you are real! you just misspelled requirement
you: I thought you were an expert system
Tiffany R.: Yes, I'm very human
you: what did you eat for lunch
Tiffany R.: I had fish!
you: what coupons or deals can I find that will enable me to buy this 2800 for the best price.
you: Chinese
Tiffany R.: Let me check the price
you: I miss Carly Fiorina
you: Maybe if I had purchased my printer earlier, she would still be at HP?
you: Then again, maybe not.
Tiffany R.: The 2840 all in one is $899!
you: Stand by while I froogle that.
Tiffany R.: When you purchase eligible products through chat, we offer a 30 day return policy. If you are not happy with the product, you may return it for a full refund, less shipping charges. This means no hassles and no restocking fees!
you: Home> Printers > All-n-one Printers HP COLOR LASERJET 2840 AIO ALL-IN-ONE PRINTER - Q3950A#ABA See Full Description Item is brand new and in Stock Usually ships in 1-2 Business Days 2 million satisfied customers since 1993 13 years of internet sales 100% customer satisfaction guarantee All items factory fresh with a full USA warranty 30 day money back guarantee HP Color LaserJet 2840 AIO All-In-One Printer - Q3950A#ABA,Q3950AABA,Q3950A,PRINTERS,printers,Printers,best price PRINTERS,low price PRINTERS,best PRINTERS,#1 PRINTERS,All-N-One Printers,ALL-N-ONE PRINTERS,all-n-one printers,All-n-one Printers,best price All-N-One Printers,low price All-N-One Printers,best All-N-One Printers,#1 All-N-One Printers,Laser Printers,LASER PRINTERS,laser printers,best price Laser Printers,low price Laser Printers,best Laser Printers,#1 Laser Printers,Hewlett Packard,HEWLETT PACKARD,hewlett packard,best price Hewlett Packard,low price Hewlett Packard,best Hewlett Packard,#1 Hewlett Packard,HP2840-Q3950A Selling Elsewhere for : $999.99 Our Price Only: $759.99 Average Customer Rating: 4 Star Review 3.71 out of 5 Read Reviews Tell a FriendTell a friend printer friendly version Now Accepting PayPal FEATURED ACCESSORIES WARRANTIES Mack Extended Warranty 3 Year $19.99
you: oops
you: sorry
you: hello
Tiffany R.: Yes, I'm still here with you.
Tiffany R.: That is a great price, we are not able to compete on pricing.
you: I need to go look at this model on your site: can you send URL?
Tiffany R.: Sure, just one momnet
Tiffany R.: http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/pscmisc/vac/us/product_pdfs/445194.pdf
Tiffany R.: I will stand by while you review
you: you are a kind human
Tiffany R.: Thanks so much!
you: What is the heaviest weight of paper this printer can use.
Tiffany R.: It can handle up to 47 lbs bond in the trays and up to 90 lbs index through the manual tray.
you: The 2840 is a sweet machine
Tiffany R.: I agree!
you: You should give me a big discount because I own 3 4215's and one laserjet 4
Tiffany R.: I would trust me.
you: plus i'm a human, just like you!
you: You would trust yourself?
Tiffany R.: Let me check with my manger.
you: Are you sure that's wise?
Tiffany R.: Just one moment!
you: okey dokey
you: no problem
you: I've got all day.
you: zzzzzzzzzzz
you: z
you: zzzzz
Tiffany R.: The best that i can do is give you 3% off so that would make the cost $872.03.
you: Hmm... You were able to discuss the intricacies of my situation with your manager-- the fact that I own 4 HP printers, PLUS the fact that I'm a human in less than 30 seconds?
you: You are a robot!
you: Hang on one sec.
Tiffany R.: My manger sits right next to me that;s why it was fast.
you: Will you throw in the 2 year extended warranty?
you: please!
you: please!
Tiffany R.: I would not be able to do that, it does come standard with a 1 year Global 1 Year On-Site
you: sweet
you: which means I get free toner all year, right?
you: just kiddintg
you: but I'll take it if you've got it.
you: I don't have a manager.
Tiffany R.: I would be happy to help you with the order.
you: I'll bet!
you: 872 for the
Tiffany R.: + tax
you: no tax in oregon
Tiffany R.: Then excellent!
Tiffany R.: It will be $872.03 total
Tiffany R.: Would you like to continue with an order.
you: i'm not sure-- probably should check out xerox so i don't get buyer's remorse
you: I need to buy today though.
Tiffany R.: The best way to get back in contact with me is to come back into chat at http://www.hp.com/sbso/assist/chat.html and ask for Tiffany R or I can be reached through email at tiffany.resner@hp.com
you: Ok thanks
you: bye
Tiffany R.: You're very welcome. After our chat, a short survey should pop up. I would greatly appreciate your thoughts on how I chatted with you today. When you are ready, please click on the "close" button to end our chat and receive the survey. Thank you for visiting HP Chat and I hope you have a wonderful day!
you: how do i print this chat so i can save this?
Tiffany R.: When you take the survey there will be a box that you can have a copy e-mailed to you.
Tiffany R.: Is there anything else that you need?
you: I think I can get 10% off if I sign up for officemax card
you: no i'm good.
Tiffany R.: have a great night!
you: you were very helpful
you: you too
Please hold for the next available HP Pre-Sales Chat Representative.
Chat InformationHello, you are now chatting with Keith.
Keith: Hello and welcome. To make sure I get you to the best Sales Consultant for your solution, please tell me about how we can help you today?
you: hello
you: color
you: laser
you: fax
Keith: Do you already have this product or are you looking for assistance before you purchase?
you: what kind of deals do you have on something that won't be awful
you: I have a black and white laser
you: three all in onesd
you: 3 officejet 4215
you: need duplex
you: would like duplex
you: need something that will take heavier paper and not jam
Keith: Just to clarify, are you looking to purchase a color laserjet all in one model?
you: need laser because your colorjet is too expensive
you: hello
you: you are not making sense
you: laser. color. preferably with fax and copy capability. yes
Keith: Okay.
you: hello
Keith: Are you looking for a solution for yourself personally, your company or is this something you will be reselling?
you: company
Keith: Thank you for your patience. I am now ready to transfer your chat to a sales consultant that specializes in those products. Would that be okay?
you: yes
Chat InformationYour Chat is currently being transferred. Please give our Consultant a moment to review your transcript.
Chat InformationHello, you are now chatting with Tiffany R..
Tiffany R.: Hello, please allow me a moment to review what you've said so far.
you: is there a place where i can compare laser jets
you: not bubble jets
Tiffany R.: We do have a great selection of printers that are top rated.
Tiffany R.: Do you mind if I ask you a few questions to ensure the right solution?
you: um, yes i know
you: please
Tiffany R.: Please tell me more about what you are printing and how you will use the print outs?
you: We print a great deal of small-run marketing info, double sided. mail merged
you: color and black and white
Tiffany R.: What is the largest paper size this machine will need to handle for you? (i.e. Letter, Legal, Tabloid (11x17), etc.)
you: 8.5 X 11
Tiffany R.: Besides the standard multipurpose (manual bypass) tray, how many dedicated input trays would you like? (i.e. for different paper sizes, letterhead, stationery, etc.)
you: unless 11 x 17 is fabulously cheap
you: one tray is fine
you: we are small
you: very
Tiffany R.: In our laserjet printers they are pretty expensive for 11x17.
Tiffany R.: Would you like to save on paper costs by being able to automatically print on both sides of a page (Duplexing)?
you: yes
Tiffany R.: Will this printer be connected directly to a network or just a single computer?
you: are you really a live person?
Tiffany R.: Yes, I sure am
Tiffany R.: We are in Colorado Springs
you: really
Tiffany R.: Yes
you: I need a printer that can duplex, hook to my network and teach me guitar.
Tiffany R.: Is there anything else that is important to your printing needs that we have not covered?
you: I believe that we have covered
you: everything
Tiffany R.: Excellent!
you: yes
you: it is very good
Tiffany R.: I would recommend the Color LaserJet 2840 all in one for your printing needs.
Tiffany R.: The Color LaserJet 2800 AiO Series can produce professional, high-quality color documents, scan and/or copy documents and images, view, enhance and manage digital images, and easily incorporate digital images into business documents. Fast 33.6 kbps fax capabilities are available in the Color LaserJet 2840 AiO.
you: wow you type fast.
you: I'm sure glad you're a real person.
Tiffany R.: Its a job requirment!!
you: holy crap, you are real! you just misspelled requirement
you: I thought you were an expert system
Tiffany R.: Yes, I'm very human
you: what did you eat for lunch
Tiffany R.: I had fish!
you: what coupons or deals can I find that will enable me to buy this 2800 for the best price.
you: Chinese
Tiffany R.: Let me check the price
you: I miss Carly Fiorina
you: Maybe if I had purchased my printer earlier, she would still be at HP?
you: Then again, maybe not.
Tiffany R.: The 2840 all in one is $899!
you: Stand by while I froogle that.
Tiffany R.: When you purchase eligible products through chat, we offer a 30 day return policy. If you are not happy with the product, you may return it for a full refund, less shipping charges. This means no hassles and no restocking fees!
you: Home> Printers > All-n-one Printers HP COLOR LASERJET 2840 AIO ALL-IN-ONE PRINTER - Q3950A#ABA See Full Description Item is brand new and in Stock Usually ships in 1-2 Business Days 2 million satisfied customers since 1993 13 years of internet sales 100% customer satisfaction guarantee All items factory fresh with a full USA warranty 30 day money back guarantee HP Color LaserJet 2840 AIO All-In-One Printer - Q3950A#ABA,Q3950AABA,Q3950A,PRINTERS,printers,Printers,best price PRINTERS,low price PRINTERS,best PRINTERS,#1 PRINTERS,All-N-One Printers,ALL-N-ONE PRINTERS,all-n-one printers,All-n-one Printers,best price All-N-One Printers,low price All-N-One Printers,best All-N-One Printers,#1 All-N-One Printers,Laser Printers,LASER PRINTERS,laser printers,best price Laser Printers,low price Laser Printers,best Laser Printers,#1 Laser Printers,Hewlett Packard,HEWLETT PACKARD,hewlett packard,best price Hewlett Packard,low price Hewlett Packard,best Hewlett Packard,#1 Hewlett Packard,HP2840-Q3950A Selling Elsewhere for : $999.99 Our Price Only: $759.99 Average Customer Rating: 4 Star Review 3.71 out of 5 Read Reviews Tell a FriendTell a friend printer friendly version Now Accepting PayPal FEATURED ACCESSORIES WARRANTIES Mack Extended Warranty 3 Year $19.99
you: oops
you: sorry
you: hello
Tiffany R.: Yes, I'm still here with you.
Tiffany R.: That is a great price, we are not able to compete on pricing.
you: I need to go look at this model on your site: can you send URL?
Tiffany R.: Sure, just one momnet
Tiffany R.: http://h10010.www1.hp.com/wwpc/pscmisc/vac/us/product_pdfs/445194.pdf
Tiffany R.: I will stand by while you review
you: you are a kind human
Tiffany R.: Thanks so much!
you: What is the heaviest weight of paper this printer can use.
Tiffany R.: It can handle up to 47 lbs bond in the trays and up to 90 lbs index through the manual tray.
you: The 2840 is a sweet machine
Tiffany R.: I agree!
you: You should give me a big discount because I own 3 4215's and one laserjet 4
Tiffany R.: I would trust me.
you: plus i'm a human, just like you!
you: You would trust yourself?
Tiffany R.: Let me check with my manger.
you: Are you sure that's wise?
Tiffany R.: Just one moment!
you: okey dokey
you: no problem
you: I've got all day.
you: zzzzzzzzzzz
you: z
you: zzzzz
Tiffany R.: The best that i can do is give you 3% off so that would make the cost $872.03.
you: Hmm... You were able to discuss the intricacies of my situation with your manager-- the fact that I own 4 HP printers, PLUS the fact that I'm a human in less than 30 seconds?
you: You are a robot!
you: Hang on one sec.
Tiffany R.: My manger sits right next to me that;s why it was fast.
you: Will you throw in the 2 year extended warranty?
you: please!
you: please!
Tiffany R.: I would not be able to do that, it does come standard with a 1 year Global 1 Year On-Site
you: sweet
you: which means I get free toner all year, right?
you: just kiddintg
you: but I'll take it if you've got it.
you: I don't have a manager.
Tiffany R.: I would be happy to help you with the order.
you: I'll bet!
you: 872 for the
Tiffany R.: + tax
you: no tax in oregon
Tiffany R.: Then excellent!
Tiffany R.: It will be $872.03 total
Tiffany R.: Would you like to continue with an order.
you: i'm not sure-- probably should check out xerox so i don't get buyer's remorse
you: I need to buy today though.
Tiffany R.: The best way to get back in contact with me is to come back into chat at http://www.hp.com/sbso/assist/chat.html and ask for Tiffany R or I can be reached through email at tiffany.resner@hp.com
you: Ok thanks
you: bye
Tiffany R.: You're very welcome. After our chat, a short survey should pop up. I would greatly appreciate your thoughts on how I chatted with you today. When you are ready, please click on the "close" button to end our chat and receive the survey. Thank you for visiting HP Chat and I hope you have a wonderful day!
you: how do i print this chat so i can save this?
Tiffany R.: When you take the survey there will be a box that you can have a copy e-mailed to you.
Tiffany R.: Is there anything else that you need?
you: I think I can get 10% off if I sign up for officemax card
you: no i'm good.
Tiffany R.: have a great night!
you: you were very helpful
you: you too
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