toilet

amazing! I have definitive proof of jung's theory of the collective
unconscious.

the moment my ass touches the toilet seat, people suddenly decide that
they need call me.

if business is slow, I need only drop my trousers.

dog bite

we are taking dad to er because robbie bit his hand yesterday, and
today it has gotten swollen.

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